Top 10 apps that either do not exist or cannot exist.

1. Real Angry Birds - finds and tracks birds near you that are angry or hungry. Looking for a duck to feed? Afraid of birds attacking you or your puppy? Enter in your location of interest before arriving or use GPS tracking to see any birds near you.

2. Spock - Get unemotional advice for any conundrum. Stuck in traffic? Spock finds your way out. Can't figure your way out of a maze? Upload a photo of the maze and get directions. Spock settles settling disputes, international affairs, legal standstills, and offers marriage counseling, couch not provided.

3. Opside - Request special ops' independent contract assistance for an array of untraceable tasks.  Contractors seek and bid on tasks from categories of Health Care, Technology & Data, and Research & Development.  Select your ops agent based on bid, time estimate, and previous history.

4. BabyFood - A diet plan for pregnant women.  Track calories by synchronizing with growth rate.  Receive recipes and food items containing the nutrients not yet consumed.

Also, for an upgrade, click on touch screen every time the baby kicks and BabyFood Plus will suggest songs with a correlating beat to harmonize and sooth you and your baby.

5. ButtBlocker - Block butt dials, butt texts, pocket instagrams, pocket stock trading, and butt app deleting with ButtBlocker. ButtBlocker will ask permission before carrying out any tasks you select if it senses a temperature and non-lateral pressure increase from being in your pocket and being sat on. Also available is BagBlocker, an app easily turned on and off when stowing your phone.

6. Appster - send and receive apps with other users.

7. DMVideo - Watch and share videos from Department of Motor Vehicles. Search by zip code, watch most watched videos, and check to see if there is a huge line at your local DMV or the latest freakout.

8. HatTrick - your hat sharing tool of choice.  Leave a hat and store the coordinates in HatTrick with a photo and/or description of the hat.  Anyone interested can hunt for the geo cache and keep the hat.  Users are rated up to five stars by quality of hats dropped, and also a plus/minus (e.g. +7/-1) for hats scored versus dropped.  Happy hat hunting!

9. OutletMe - find an outlet nearest you. A simple, quick, and easy way to find an outlet nearest you. OutletMe searches a user-submitted augmented database of outlets to find the easiest access for your needs.

10. GrowUp - Career decision tool for kids and young adults alike from elementary students to undecided majors.  Have you been Asked what you want to be when you grow up and not known how to answer?  Use GrowUp!  Simply fill out the easy questionnaire involving previous work history, hobbies, and education, and GrowUp provides you with your calculated careers ranked by probability.  GrowUp will also recommend alternatives based on what other users with similar careers got for answers.